Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Thanks,’ said Lavender, looking at the box doubtfully. ‘Is this a Muggle brand?’
‘Oh, for God’s sake,’ said Hermione. ‘They’re tampons. They’re made of cotton wool. They absorb blood. They obey the laws of physics. They don’t need to be fucking magical.’”
Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey
This is hilarious omfg
I A<M LITERALLY SCREAMING HOLY SHIT
IM FUCKING DEAD
let me bring this back
JESUS GTAKE THE FUCING CAR
You go, JCP.
An unusual trio.
Their name is Balu, Leo, and, of course, Shere Khan. Interspecies friendship between the three deadly predators started when all of them were two months old. Previously, they lived with drug lords, as a symbol of power and social status. Then, during a police raid, they were confiscated and placed in a zoo. Eight years have passed, a chorus of merry trio live in a shelter for animals of Locust Grove (USA, Georgia) and behaves like brothers. Eat, play and sleep together in the general house. Balu now weighs 450 kg, and Leo Sher Khan - to 160 kg. / click for more
they are friends